See The Advice Church Of Satan Gave A Young Man Who Wants To Join Iluminati To Get Rich
So, a young man on Twitter who is desperate to make quick wealth reached out to Church of Satan to find out how he can join the illuminati. However, the reply he got was far from what he expected.
He took to Twitter to ask:
“@ChurchofSatan How do I join the Illuminati?? I wanna get rich!”
And in reaction, the @ChurchofSatan Twitter account holder, gave him a proper education on how he can get rich easily.
“Illuminati basically means “enlightened” so read a book, educate yourself and poof! You are now enlightened. As a bonus, educating yourself is also a good step towards getting a job which can lead to getting rich. Good luck!” @ChurchofSatan replied the desperate young man.